A Confession & A Warning

I don't know how to say this, but for a period of time our daughter rocked a mullet.  My only solace is that we didn't realize it at the time.  We were sinning in ignorance.  In retrospect, I don't know how we missed it; it's painfully obvious in the above photo.  Don't make the same mistake we did.  Look at your child as soon as you can and determine whether or not you are setting yourself up for shocking discoveries down the road.