Come on, you have to admit it's funny

It's funny, isn't it sweetie?  

Why are you looking at me like that?  

Hey, where are you going?

Summer Classes for Women at 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Tue., August 24, 2010 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. 

Class 1 

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. 

Class 2 

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion. 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 

Class 3 

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 4 

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 

Class 5 

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video. 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM 

Class 6 

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups. 

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 

Class 7 

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 

Class 8 

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 9 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10 

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations. 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 

Class 11 

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   

Class 12 

How to Shop by Yourself. 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.